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Olympic nails, face paint and extensions: do they medal or meddle?
When Sanya Richards-Ross won the women’s 400 meter, we wondered if she might not have broken world records sans hair and jewelry. But like Flo-Jo before her, maybe there is power in accessorizing....
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The breast pillow stops cleavage wrinkles in their tracks…WTF
You may find yourself wondering what this contraption is. It is a breast pillow (but of course) meant to prevent chest wrinkles. Now I might not know much about much, but I do know that this is...
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Why buy new boots when you can buy new legs?
Whilst shopping at Saks, we encountered these marvelously frightening boots by Prada. We would like to illustrate our feelings about these boots in pictures: Exhibit A: The Wizard of Oz Exhibit B:...
View ArticleGlasses usually make you ugly, according to this strange promotional film
This just in from 1940: glasses make you ugly…well usually, unless you pick the right frames for your face. Feel free to stop watching after 3:09, unless you have some strange desire to learn how...
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What to wear to the Insane Clown Pussy Riot? Ski masks (balaclavas) that...
What is a balaclava? It’s not a delicious Mediterranean desert, it’s another word for ski mask! The imprisonment of the Russian feminist punk band Pussy Riot, known for their penchant for colorful...
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Hair Force One presents Phresh Cutz: pop up salon trims and shapes in Brooklyn
Just got a $5 haircut in a front yard in Bed Stuy, Brooklyn. Jealous? This pop-up beauty salon hosted by Hair Force One, a collective of untrained and unlicensed renegade queer hair dressers served...
View ArticleWhy wear your heart on your sleeve when you can wear your extra vagina...
To lighten the mood around here, we wanted to let you know about these insane and incredibly functional panties we discovered. Shout-out thanks to our wonderful facebook group and Jezebel. The panties...
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Things to do: Stream ‘Girl Model,’ an upsetting documentary
Instead of doing my taxes, today was spent watching “Girl Model,” a pretty depressing documentary about the trans-Siberian model railway, a chain of beauty stretching from the impoverished Siberian...
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Steubenville rapists “victims” of Prison Industrial Complex WTF?
We would like to call ‘what the fuck’ on CNN and Black Girl Dangerous for their coverage of the Steubenville rape case. For those who don’t know (and in layman’s terms) a group of boys were accused of...
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So your bae likes b-ball or: March Madness for the non sports fan aka March...
Hello hi and what’s up. It’s been a while. Gonna get back into the writing groove, teaching y’all and yinz and youse guys some things I learned whilst not writing on this here blog. There is a thing...
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